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Video: How To: Archavon The Stone Watcher the REAL tactics

My take on how to kill Archavon The Stone Watcher

a simple guide that will lead you and your raiders to success
Satisfaction GUARANTEED!

A Pandamonium Production

yes that's me in the video.... :P

Music:
First song, part of the Pendulum - Breezeblock mix

Torrent for the entire breezeblock mix:
http://www.mininova.org/tor/2124675

Second Song, DJ Fresh - The Immortal

Boss:Archavon
Zone:Vault of Archavon
Class:Multiple/None
Role:Multiple/None
Mode:Heroic
Group size:25-man
Pandamonium Productions
<RR Inc>
33 guides
Created: 01 Feb 2010
Updated: 6 weeks ago

Video: Jetpacks + Slowfall = Hours of Fun

This is what happens when you're waiting for replacements to get back from their afk break and you happen to have a Goblin Jetpack strapped to yourself and acces to slowfall.

Thought I'd share a little guild meme that was created the day I recorded this. I hope you enoy it as much as I had fun making it!

-Vatti of Ravenholdt

Boss:Gunship Battle
Zone:Icecrown Citadel
Class:Mage
Role:Caster DPS
Mode:Normal
Group size:25-man
Vatti
<Renovo>
6 guides
Created: 11 Dec 2009
Updated: 13 weeks ago

Video: Icecrown Citadel Preview: Bosses and Legendaries

Icecrown Citadel and patch 3.3 are almost here, so enjoy this quick preview of what's to come!

Boss:Lord Marrowgar
Zone:Icecrown Citadel
Class:Death Knight
Role:Physical DPS
Mode:Heroic
Group size:25-man
yogscast
<YOGS>
8 guides
Created: 29 Nov 2009
Updated: 15 weeks ago

Video: PE - Pro Strats Auriya Crazy Cat lady

Welcome to PE - Pro Strats, brought to you by Mezamete! We'll show you some of our more unique strategies for defeating the encounters in 25 man Ulduar!

Once again, I did not make this video, it was created by Mezamete of Phantom Elite.

Boss:Auriaya
Zone:Ulduar
Class:Rogue
Role:Physical DPS
Mode:Normal
Group size:25-man
Brakthir
<Phantom Elite>
8 guides
Created: 18 Nov 2009
Updated: 17 weeks ago

Video: PE - Pro Strats Razorscale

Welcome to PE - Pro Strats, brought to you by Mezamete! We'll show you some of our more unique strategies for defeating the encounters in 25 man Ulduar!

Once again, I did not make this video, it was created by Mezamete of Phantom Elite.

Boss:Razorscale
Zone:Ulduar
Class:Rogue
Role:Physical DPS
Mode:Normal
Group size:25-man
Brakthir
<Phantom Elite>
8 guides
Created: 18 Nov 2009
Updated: 17 weeks ago

Video: PE - Pro Strats 4 Tower Flame Leviathan

Welcome to PE - Pro Strats, brought to you by Mezamete! We'll show you some of our more unique strategies for defeating the encounters in 25 man Ulduar!

Once again, I did not make this video, it was created by Mezamete of Phantom Elite.

Boss:Flame Leviathan
Zone:Ulduar
Class:Rogue
Role:Physical DPS
Mode:Heroic
Group size:25-man
Brakthir
<Phantom Elite>
8 guides
Created: 18 Nov 2009
Updated: 17 weeks ago

Fusion's Guild Bank: The Hackers' Haul

Tags: gold, guild bank, humor, leadership
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Kyth
<Fusion>
56 guides
Created: 14 Nov 2009
Updated: 17 weeks ago

Audience

No matter who you are, this is the important lesson: "Despite him being incredibly paranoid, using Firefox, noscript, never sharing his password, etc., they still found a way in."

Bazz wasn't dumb other than that authenticators had been sold out for the past 6+ months.

Get an authenticator, Blizzard is stocking them better these days. No matter how careful you are, you're not careful enough.

Guide

We don't usually bother to inventory what we have, we just go by a gut of how much is "too much" to store, and we buy multiple times a day from the AH and trade channel whenever we find herbs "sufficiently cheaply."

We've also bought up the supplies of raiders who have quit.
Screenshots of the recovered supplies. No bank panes are duplicated.

We freely use both auction houses when supplies are low. For example, in order to get our Fish Feast hoard, we had to buy almost all of them on our alliance AH -- which meant moving epics cross-faction to sell them to have the cash to buy fish and herbs to then transfer back to the horde side.

I skipped things like 3-4 stacks of each color of gem, miscellaneous other food items, other potions, eternals, saronite, etc. -- lots of little stuff. But the big totals are below.

It's fun knowing things like the fact that we have over 4,000 vials of pygmy oil! And over 12,000 lichbloom (over 600 stacks.)

There was about 300,000 gold stolen.

Totaling up the market prices below (based on Turalyon's AH, the only prices I have easy access to), they also netted an additional 240,000 gold worth of goods.

The embedded screenshot is a little small. If you don't mind the wait, you can view the 4MB version of the "banks" screenshot.

Bazz used to store everything on his characters plus two 4-tab guild banks (in addition to the main Fusion guild bank with 6 tabs) - mostly he bounced it back and forth in the mail.

Since the hacking we've opened up two more alt banks and bought them all to a full 6-tabs to make it easier to handle the sheer raw goods associated with running Fusion and make it easier for other officers to help with refreshing consumables.

Herbs

Frost Lotus: 1,302 at 40g each: 52,800 gold

Black Lotus: 118 at 10g each: 1,118 gold

Goldclover: 13,120 at 21g/stack: 13,776 gold

Icethorn: 6,720 at 24g/stack: 8,064 gold

Lichbloom: 12,180 at 40g/stack: 24,360 gold

Potions and Flasks

Mana Potion Injectors: 43 injectors at 79g each: 3,397 gold

Potion of Speed: 207 at 22g each: 902 gold

Flask of the Frost Wyrm: 630 at 33g each: 20,790 gold

Flask of Endless Rage: 394 at 32g each: 12,608 gold

Flask of Stoneblood: 264 at 36g each: 9,504 gold

Enchanting and Orbs

Infinite Dust: 2120 at 3.8g each: 8,056 gold

Greater Cosmic Essence: 590 at 9.7g each: 5,723 gold

Abyss Crystal: 300 at 95g each: 28,500 gold

Runed Orb: 28 at 800g each: 22,400 gold

Food

Fish Feasts: 1400 at 15.2g each: 21,280 gold

Nettlefish: 1060 at 2.7g each: 2,862 gold

Glacial Salmon: 760 at 1.4g each: 1,064 gold

Pygmy Oil: 4,620 at 0.22g each: 1,016 gold

Invictius   28 Nov 2009 17:22 3.2.2a
 
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This is fantastic article and helps illustrate the intricacies of maintaining a well-organized and functional guild. It isn't just strategy and mob kills. There is a definite and necessary economic function to any successful guild. My guild is well on its way in this aspect with a healthy donor population and active professionals but there is always much to learn.

One thing I had failed to realize was the potential for use of cross-faction AH as a mode for furthering supplies. We'll definitely be utilizing this in the future. Thanks for another great guide and security heads up.

Priests   16 Nov 2009 13:42 3.2.2a
 

Oh ok. That explains it.
And thanks for all your guides and articles. Had a lot of fun readying some of them yesterday!

Priests   14 Nov 2009 19:14 3.2.2a
 

Hei Kyth, good read. Way to less reads on this article though!

Kyth   <Fusion> Turalyon (US) 14 Nov 2009 19:20 3.2.2a
Article author

It was just migrated from the old stratfu to the new one 8 hours ago :). All the old 'read' counts were lost (I don't even think they were tracked frankly.)

The good news is, older articles are a lot more findable and accessible in this system, so I feel a lot more motivated to write more -- and I'm hoping other authors will be too!

Video: CB05 Guide: How To Feral DPS

This is for the average feral dps player who wants to improve and learn how to continue improving long after she's forgotten about this video.

Update/Errata:
http://coldbear.wordpress.com/2009/12/04/things-i-got-wrong/

Boss:
Zone:
Class:Druid
Role:Physical DPS
Mode:Heroic
Group size:25-man
Coldbear
<Renaissance>
2 guides
Created: 09 Nov 2009
Updated: 11 weeks ago

Video: Volcano Blows: The Movie

Watch this if you want a chuckle or if you need proof that you can indeed get this achievement with this strategy.

I enjoy making humorous movies, and I always hope there's someone out there who likes watching them.

Boss:Sartharion
Zone:Chamber of Aspects
Class:Mage
Role:Caster DPS
Mode:Normal
Group size:25-man
Kyth
<Fusion>
56 guides
Created: 05 Nov 2009
Updated: 19 weeks ago

Video: Twin Val'kyr Heroic 25 - Cheesy Door Strat

The strat in summary:
- Stand in the door, with the tank at the entrance, so noone takes splash damage from white balls hitting the tank.
- Around 20 raid members take Dark Essence including one tank.
- A couple of raid members with immunity cooldowns and the other tank take Light Essence.

Boss:Twin Val'kyr
Zone:Trial of the Crusader
Class:Death Knight
Role:Physical DPS
Mode:Heroic
Group size:25-man
yogscast
<YOGS>
8 guides
Created: 02 Nov 2009
Updated: 19 weeks ago
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