I have had.... a very bad run of bad groups recently. Groups where the protadin pulls 800 dps on a 6-mob pack. Groups where we wipe on the first three-pull because the tank can't hold more than one and the healer dies.
But tonight I had easily my worst experience:
We queued for a 5-man and when we got in the paladin announced "oh shit, apparently I queued as a healer." (it tells you this when you accept the dungeon, dear.)
It turns out he only had ret and prot specs. What should the paladin do?
(a) Apologize and drop group so they can get a healer
(b) Sit around for 5+ minutes talking about how annoyed you are
(c) Insist you heal, as ret spec, in your ret gear
(d) Train the group with trash mobs because you're annoyed the tank doesn't want you healing as ret, or
(e) Refuse to drop group, sit in dal, in group, for 15 minutes, making everyone else wait so they can vote-kick you
Our special child did everything except (a).
I don't really quite know how he thought a good response to "I screwed up and queued as a spec I don't have" was to train the group and then refuse to drop, forcing everyone else to wait the full 15 minute timeout for votekick, but you're a special child.
Igøtbling-Norgannon of Five Finger Death Punch, you're now on my ignore list so I never have to group with you again.
Surely you all have some tales of woe.
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